Somebody Just Called Me a Dickhead Again

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A drove of quotes from the veteran of the Contest of Champions, Korg.

Contents

• 1 Movies
  • 1.1 Thor: Ragnarok
    • one.ane.i Spoken by Korg
    • 1.1.2 Dialogue
  • ane.two Avengers: Endgame
    • 1.ii.1 Dialogue

Movies

Thor: Ragnarok

Spoken by Korg

"Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Have it easy, man. Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. Hither. Yeah, I'thou actually a affair. I'm a being. Allow me to innovate myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of similar the leader in here. I'1000 fabricated of rocks, as you can see. But don't permit that intimidate y'all. You don't demand to be afraid unless you're fabricated of scissors. Simply a piffling rock-paper-scissor joke for yous."

―Korg^[src]

"I'm made of rocks. Y'all don't need to exist agape unless you lot're fabricated of pair of scissors."

―Korg^[src]

Dialogue

"How did you end up here?"
"I tried to start a revolution... but I didn't print enough pamphlets and so inappreciably anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her young man, who I hate. As penalization, I was forced to be in hither and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, simply I' g actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd exist interested in something like that? Do you lot reckon y'all'd be interested?"

―Thor and Korg^[src]

"Oh, yeah, no, this whole affair is a circle...but non a existent circle, more like a freaky circle."
"This doesn't make any sense."
"No, cypher makes sense here, man. The merely matter that does make sense is that naught makes sense."

―Korg and Thor^[src]

"Has anyone hither fought the Grandmaster'south champion?"
"Doug has. Doug! ...Doug'southward dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster'southward champion perished."
"What nigh you? You lot're made of rocks."
"Perishable rocks. There you get. Another one gone. Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot. Expect. You're not gonna face him, are you?"
"Yep, I am. I'k gonna fight him, win, and become the hell off this planet!"
"That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later on, New Doug!"

―Thor and Korg^[src]

"Yuck! At that place's still someone's pilus and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs. Thor...wanna utilize a big wooden fork?"
"No."
"Yeah, not really useful unless yous're fighting off 3 vampires that were huddled together."
"I really wish I had my hammer."
"Hammer?"
"Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, actually fast it gave me the ability to fly."
"You lot rode a hammer?"
"No, I didn't ride the hammer."
"The hammer rode y'all on your back?"
"No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the..."
"Oh, my God. The hammer pulled you off?"
"The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would wing. Every time I threw information technology, information technology would always come up back to me."
"Sounds similar yous had a pretty special and intimate human relationship with this hammer and that losing information technology was well-nigh comparable to losing a loved one."
"That's a nice fashion of putting information technology. Come across her, the one that put me in here."
"Yeah, Scrapper 142. She's strong. And she drinks a lot. Gotta spotter out for those Asgardians, human. They are difficult to perish."

―Korg and Thor^[src]

"Is that some sort of protoplasm, all the stuff that's coming out of y'all? Or are they eggs? Looks similar eggs."
"I'one thousand looking for Korg."
"Who's asking? I know you're asking. Is anyone else asking, or is it just yous?"
"The Lord of Thunder sends his best."
"The revolution has begun!"

―Korg and Valkyrie^[src]

"Miek, where are you from?"
"Oh, Miek's expressionless. I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge and I've felt and then guilty, I've been conveying him around all day. Oh, Miek, you're live! He's alive, guys. What was the question again, bruv?"
"World it is."

―Thor and Korg^[src]

"You're made from rock."
"Perishable stone!"

―Thor and Korg^[src]

"Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here on that large spaceship. Wanna come?"
"Well, it seems that you are in dire need of leadership."
"Thank you!"

―Korg and Loki^[src]

Avengers: Endgame

Dialogue

"Thor, he'south back. That child on the Goggle box just called me a dickhead again."
"Noobmaster."
"Yep, Noobmaster69."
"Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You lot know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come downward to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, get cry to your begetter, you piffling weasel!"
"Cheers, Thor."
"Allow me know if he bothers you again, okay?"
"Thank you very much, I will."

―Korg and Thor^[src]

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